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Today is a fine day.

Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
 
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
 
Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.
 
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband:
 Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?

 
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said
, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.
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