Whoever it was, who said “sarcasm is the lowest form of wit” must have been insane (sorry Oscar Wilde) because every sarcastic person that I have ever come across in my life, has been the personification of being witty and intelligent.
I mean come on, it requires a lot of wit to be able to come up with hilarious yet deadpan replies that not everyone can get. And since making those people who didn’t capture the sarcasm understand what they said requires lots of patience, sarcastic people are also patient AF.
To be honest, someone who speaks the language of sarcasm perfectly understands what it feels like to be unique.
And so, if you’re fortunate enough to be one of those, then here are seven things you will TOTALLY understand if sarcasm is your forte.
1. You hate it when people take your sarcasm literally.
When you pass a sarcastic comment at someone, you expect them to understand it. But most of the time, they just don’t get it. In fact, they start thinking that you were being serious, respond like an idiot and you end up blaming yourself.
2. You hear ‘I don’t care’ a lot.
When someone doesn’t get what you said, all they have to say is “I don’t care”. Well, the reality is that they do care about what you said, but their minds are just too inadequate to comprehend that.
3. At times, you regret saying what you say.
As it’s constantly frustrating when you have to make others understand what you are saying, there comes a time when you regret it all. You ask yourself “why the hell did I even make that comment?” But there’s no point regretting as by then, it’s already too late.
4. People are not really fond of you.
Sarcasm might be attractive to the opposite se*, but not many people like you when they meet you at first. Well, being sarcastic doesn’t come with too many benefits and this just happens to be one of its small drawbacks.
5. People never argue with you.
There’s no point arguing with you because you always have a witty comeback that the other person can’t even understand. Therefore, people never indulge in any arguments with you.
6. Your serious comments are often mistaken as sarcasm.
Because of your past deeds, even when you are not being sarcastic, people think that you are. And at times, that puts you in a lot of trouble.
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7. Your friends rely on you to get back at their enemies.
You are the Guru of sarcasm and that’s why you can defeat anyone with merely your words. Hence, when your friends want to win over their enemies, they often seek your help, which you’re happy to give
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