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HURRY HOME
A Hindu in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.
Being religious, he kept repeating "Hari Om! Hari Om! Hari Om!"
When the ambulance pulled into his driveway, his wife came out and screamed at the paramedics. "Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?"
They replied : "Because he kept saying hurry home! Hurry home! Hurry home!"

1. A Quote seen on a man's T-shirt:
All women are devils...
But my wife is the QUEEN of them!

2. Man was sent on earth to suffer...
Woman was sent to make sure it happens!

3. Husband and Wife always compromise on most situations.
Husband always admits that he is wrong, and wife agrees with him.

4. A Husband and Wife had a long argument.
Wife concluded: See dear; do you want to WIN or be HAPPY?
That ended the argument.

5. Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either money or life...
The wives want both!

7. Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

8. Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.
Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

9. Whisky is a brilliant invention…
One double and you start feeling single again.

10. For All the Guys Who Think a Woman's Place is in the Kitchen... "...remember that's where the knives are kept." If someone expects you to make them a sandwich, they shouldn't be surprised if you return with a blade instead of a delicious treat.

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